The Mile High Club (Kinky Friedman, #13) by Kinky Friedman“There is only one Kinky Friedman.” —St. Petersburg Times
Raunchy, offbeat, and hilarious, The Mile High Club, complete with a surprise ending, is Kinky at his considerable best.
It all starts with a casual flirtation, two people on a flight from Dallas to New York. She’s gorgeous and mysterious; he’s a private detective. When the plane lands, the detective—our hero, Kinky—finds he’s been left holding the bag, literally. The woman, having asked the Kinkster to watch her luggage while she visits the can, has taken a powder and somehow vanished. Mystery Woman does turn up again, but not before Kinky has claimed the interest of an array of suits from the State Department, been party to a thwarted kidnap attempt by Arab terrorists, and found a dead Israeli agent parked on the toilet of his downtown Manhattan loft.
Employing the able-bodied assistance of his usual sidekicks, the Village Irregulars, Kinky eventually gets to the bottom of all the comings and goings of the many visitors to his loft, including two late-night visits by the mysterious and suddenly affectionate woman from the plane and one not-so-late-night visit by her angry brother.
Joining the Mile-High Club
The biggest mistake you can make is to think you can outsmart the flight attendants. Sure, joining the club sounds fun, but do you want it enough to risk being caught in an utterly embarrassing situation? Not only is this disrespectful; remember that getting caught having sex in public is also a punishable offence in many countries. As you may have guessed, waiting until nighttime has its advantages. For one, many of your fellow passengers are likely to be asleep or at least in a drug-induced state of relative obliviousness.
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"As we went past the flight attendants on the way out, one said 'Be more subtle next time.'"
Many stop themselves over fear of getting caught - but for others that's exactly why they daringly tried to become a member - so what is it? It's thought the plane's vibration speeds up and increases arousal - putting people in the mood for sex during the flight. Others say it's purely the thrill of getting or caught or because they have fantasies about pilots of flight attendants. Under section 71 of the Sexual Offences Act , it is illegal to have sex in a toilet which the public has access to. He said: "We got chatting and it went a bit further.
And sure, these things always happen behind closed doors. With this question in mind, we asked a few self-reported Mile High Club inductees to tell us their tales, in detail. And this is what they had to say. I was on vacation with my boyfriend in Italy. So I waited until the flight attendants had walked down the aisle with drinks, and then I unbuckled his seat belt and pulled him into the bathroom with me. Surprisingly, the sex was great.